So, you have met the perfect girl! Congratulations! She is beautiful, young, fit, and loves your gut and the fact that you are at least twice her age. Everything is perfect, but you suspect that she may not be completely faithful, and it is not just the fact that the first time you met her…

Sitting among the outdoor bars, in the main courtyard of Nana Plaza, it’s hard not to notice the high percentage of ladyboy gogo dancers working here. Nana is no stranger to ladyboys, it’s long been home to the most ladyboy bars in Bangkok, there just never seemed to be this many. That got me thinking…

There is nothing I like more than a thin-waisted petite woman with huge circus jugs… other than a plump round woman with huge circus jugs. We live in a time where thin is in, but let us not forget that that has not always been the case, and that for many men a woman with…

Let’s cut to the chase: the number one male fantasy is having an intimate one-on-one with two girls in a three-way. The old 1-2-3. Twins, preferably. My female friends have often asked me why this is such a ubiquitous male fantasy, and my answer is simple: Math. One girl, two titties. Two girls, four titties.…

First thing I will say about a soapy massage is that there is soap involved. So if you are afraid of soap, then this is not for you. (Judging by the smell of half of the people on the subway the other day, this refers to a lot of people!) As for massage… there is…

First, what do we mean by ‘how to handle a gogo dancer’? Well, let’s take your average Bangkok gogo bar, with say 40 gogo dancers on staff. When you enter it’s likely that the mamasan will make sure you are comfortably seated and you don’t have to wait long to get a drink in your…

While many of us are well aware of the workings of your average gogo bar, not everyone is attracted to the city’s neon signs like a moth to a.. neon sign. And for some it’s still a somewhat alien environment. I can remember my first trip to Nana Plaza and my first gogo bar experience.…

Not everyone reads a bar girl forum day and night, and many people can find themselves quickly lost and confused by much of the jargon used around the Bangkok bars, especially if you are on your first trip into the exciting neon-lit world of gogo bars. Get to know the right ‘jargon’ To help you…