You’re 30 years old and someone still decides what time you have to go to bed. You might think they don’t, but rest assured, they do!  All over Bangkok, the decision to stop partying is taken out of your hands by someone else.  Someone made a law that clubs have to close at 2am.  (Someone…

I notice that some weeks, my article is post-scripted by a disclaimer.  It reads something like this… ‘Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Johnny…

Any religious scholars reading this (and there are usually loads) will no doubt be aware that the Bible was originally written in Aramaic and then later translated into Latin by monks.   The biggest problem with this is that the monks were killjoys who liked to put their own interpretation on certain passages to stop people…

I can’t DJ for shit. I used to be able to DJ… back in college when DJing meant playing a record and then fading it into another record. But DJing today?  That’s a different game. Too many knobs, dials, flashy lights, slidey switches, computers and other complicated stuff. Watching a good DJ mixing and keeping…

Ordering the red snapper? A chilled Pinot Grigio would go very well with that. Something to complement the crab? I’d suggest a nice, oaky Chardonnay. Go to an upscale restaurant these days and it’s common to find an effeminate European recommending which wine to drink with which dish. Quite a useful service if you like wine and…